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| Melissa I am all that is Melissa. I suck at Sudoku. I enjoy proper English and plants. I live above a taxidermist and a floral shop, seriously, the irony gets me every time I walk out of the building. Life is what you make it. It’s not what you know; it’s what you pretend to know. My only broken bone was my right-hand middle finger (I rocked the cast until it became obscene, then rocked it some more). I have a twin brother. I’m currently a preschool teacher/3rd grade reading Para/radio DJ. I love it. The Sandlot is in my top 5. I will never watch Titanic again. Beer is my super juice. To choose between losing my sight or hearing would be nearly impossible, so never ask me that question unless you’re a doctor and there’s no way to freeze me until a cure has been found. Cheese on brown sugar Pop Tarts really isn’t that bad. I own a chinchilla, its name is Chico. My mint-green Ford Taurus is in shambles, the cruise control only works when my headlights aren’t on, and I call it quirky. I went to college for 2 semesters, flunked out of the 1st, retried all my classes the 2nd and still dropped out. Procrastination is the name of my game, and I always win. I truly dislike the state of mass society. Incubus is amazing. I blast outrageous music while in the bathtub and listen to it under the water. Pocket lint intrigues me. Bellybutton lint does not. I find that spending $26 on a T-shirt silly; I can make it for less. People who can draw well are people I envy. I have one tattoo, it’s gigantic and it’ll still look good when I’m saggy. I pick my nose when no one is looking. If you have any questions or would like any clarifications, have your people call my people. I hate writing bios. Peace to you and your’s, enjoy the day. |
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